Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
This is my life. Enjoy the view
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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