I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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