so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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