sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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