her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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