I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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