dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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