i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She even gives head with a lisp.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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