we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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