That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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