PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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