And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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