shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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