I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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