He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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