New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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