So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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