So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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