I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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