I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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