Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Just invented taco cereal.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
