I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Randomize
