About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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