Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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