You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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