what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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