The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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