He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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