About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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