Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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