anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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