Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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