i don't like sucking hair
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It's official drugs can't kill me
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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