Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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