it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i think i have two assholes
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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