before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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