There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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