sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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