You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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