Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Randomize
