I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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