OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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