I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
