"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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