Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
