Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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