She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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