Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
a search helicopter?!
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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