There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
God, I missed his penis.
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