Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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