I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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