i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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