The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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