brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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