D3 body, D1 cock
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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